Cheap? You red my mind.
This sucker is red. Damn red. Red like a two liter Coca-Cola bottle. Red like the abscess on your shootin' arm. Red like your dog's lipstick.
Also, this sucker is cheap. Cheap like a two-bit Tijuana street tart. Cheap like a Krystal burger. Cheap like the North Korean tampons they sell at the socialist/hippy/dropout collective in Berkely. Cheap like your sister...zing!
You can tell it's cheap from the fifty or so Diamoniquanoids® around the face. Class.
Also, this sucker is cheap. Cheap like a two-bit Tijuana street tart. Cheap like a Krystal burger. Cheap like the North Korean tampons they sell at the socialist/hippy/dropout collective in Berkely. Cheap like your sister...zing!
You can tell it's cheap from the fifty or so Diamoniquanoids® around the face. Class.
